Am I a Bad American?
~I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
~I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies on crack.
~I don't care about appearing compassionate.
~I don't think that playing with toy guns makes you a killer.
~I believe it is called the "Boy Scouts" for a reason.
~I think I am doing better than the homeless.
~I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
~I do not have to tolerate anybody.
~I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
~I do not celebrate Kwanzaa. If you want to thats fine, I just don't think that everyone else should have to.
~I believe that if you are selling me a Milk Shake, Beer, or renting me a Hotel Room you should do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. Our forefathers should not have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in and come disrespect ours.
~I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "Freeze" in English, see the previous line.
~I know what the definition of lying is.
~I don't think that just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs or government sponsered loans so you can go and open a hotel, 7-11, or anything else.
~I don't believe that anyone ever died because of something
Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that
doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light.
~I don't want to eat or drink anything that the words Light, Lite, or Fat Free or Reduced Fat appear on the package.
~I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
~I never owned a Slave. None of my relatives, like most people of those times, could afford a slave either. I am sorry for what happened, but don't be pissed at me just because I am white.
~I think that you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.
~I believe that a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
~I'm a Dolphin Fan, but I Like the San Diego Chicken.
~I want to know which church it is, exactly, that the "Rev." Jesse Jackson preaches at, and what is his job anyway?
~I worry about dying before I get even.
~I don't care who Ellen is in love with.
~I don't hate the rich.
~I don't pitty the poor.
~I know that wrestling is fake.
~I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
~I don't believe in "Hate" Crime legislation. You're going to tell me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has
more value as a human being than I do as a white male.
Killing anyone is a hate crime.
~I think that tatoos and piercings are OK if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
~I will not be frowned upon, looked down upon, or made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions.
That is what this country is all about.
~I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.