My X-Wife says I live in the Past. That's OK with Me. I think the Past was Great.  See if you remember any of these scenarios.
Should I be suprised that
a letter from Saddam
is forwarded to the World
through a FRENCH
news agency?
of Course NOT!
Cuba is a better friend to the US than France....
Story by Andy Rooney :
Doing My Best...
I think, given the time, I can put together a really nice, user friendly, website. Problem is, we are selling motors as fast as I can build them.
I still insist on building EVERY motor myself. If you  have arrived on my "Newsletter" page, chances are you have already seen all of the other pages. If you are a "Regular" of ours, you have noticed the changes. We are working to make the chore of updating motors and prices easier by using smaller pages but many more of them. Anybody got a better idea e-mail me, I'm always open for free advice. We have offered FREE advice to customers for 26 years.


I, like every other person
in these United States, am entitled to MY OPINION.
You don't have to like it,
it's one of my Freedoms...

Ron's side of:


Harley-Davidsons of Course
with Anti-Rice Comments...

My Newest Hobby



and more.....
Hard to Believe...
A friend of mine,
Dylan Scott Pierce,
painted this. So what is "Hard to Believe"?
Dylan is 16 years old!
Take a minute and check out his work on his website.
He's not just talented, he is
a great young man......

The Web Site
How it Began
When I first thought about "Moving" from South Florida my interest was in living and working in Central Florida. I have always loved the area and I thought it would be great to live here. I have traveled around the state for years on Harley-Davidsons and loved the Clermont area. People ride for hours on motorcycles just to ride around the hills, yes hills, that make up this area. I wanted to do local work as I had for 25 years in Miami, the problem was, a 3 year drought had brought water levels to a critical stage. Floating boat ramps were now laying on land, concrete ramps ending some 20 feet from the water, and nowhere to launch a boat. There was no work to be found. It didn't take long to realize something had to be done, broke is bad. I began rebuilding little 15-50 hp outboards and selling them on Yahoo. Demand grew and a web page was created. I learned how to create, publish and maintain a web page, all "On the Job". We now offer the best prices on the web for Motors, Parts and Accessories, All with Warranty. Give us a try,
e-mail
Ron with your request and see if we can't beat any price you get elsewhere. One thing I have learned in 27 years is where to BUY the parts and supplys you request the most. I sold brand new Ford motors, in the crate, to a very large Ford dealer in Miami because I sold them to the dealer cheaper than the dealer could buy them. It came to a hault when the General Manager told them to quit buying them from me because it just wasn't right! The water levels have returned and local business is great as well.

Ron....
A Newsletter for Our Customers, Written by the Owner.
Viking Log
A Newsletter for Our Customers, Written by the Owner.
Updated April 3, 2007
The
Terrorists found at:
Viking Marine Servces
The State Department notified me on October 12th that 4 known terrorists were known to be operating at our facility......
They told me that they had taken into custody
the first 3, but were lookng for the fourth.

Bin Loafin', Bin Sleepin', and Bin Drinkin'
had all been taken into custody, but
the fourth, Bin Workin' was no where to be found.

We urdged workers to keep their eyes open for anyone fitting the description of "Bin Workin"
and report to manangement any findings.

To date we are sorry to report, Bin Workin' is no where to be found........

Viking Marine Services
Any Ideas on "Killing" Terrorists:
Why I Think Clinton is to Blame for the Trade Center Disaster
The Web Site
How it Began
When I first thought about "Moving" from South Florida my interest was in living and working in Central Florida. I have always loved the area and I thought it would be great to live here. I have traveled around the state for years on Harley-Davidsons and loved the Clermont area. People ride for hours on motorcycles just to ride around the hills, yes hills, that make up this area. I wanted to do local work as I had for 25 years in Miami, the problem was, a 3 year drought had brought water levels to a critical stage. Floating boat ramps were now laying on land, concrete ramps ending some 20 feet from the water, and nowhere to launch a boat. There was no work to be found. It didn't take long to realize something had to be done, broke is bad. I began rebuilding little 15-50 hp outboards and selling them on Yahoo. Demand grew and a web page was created. I learned how to create, publish and maintain a web page, all "On the Job". We now offer the best prices on the web for Motors, Parts and Accessories, All with Warranty. Give us a try,
e-mail
Ron with your request and see if we can't beat any price you get elsewhere. One thing I have learned in 27 years is where to BUY the parts and supplys you request the most. I sold brand new Ford motors, in the crate, to a very large Ford dealer in Miami because I sold them to the dealer cheaper than the dealer could buy them. It came to a hault when the General Manager told them to quit buying them from me because it just wasn't right! The water levels have returned and local business is great as well.

Ron....
Hard to Believe...
A friend of mine,
Dylan Scott Pierce,
painted this. So what is "Hard to Believe"?
Dylan is 16 years old!
Take a minute and check out his work on his website.
He's not just talented, he is
a great young man......

Click Here
Doing My Best...
I think, given the time, I can put together a really nice, user friendly, website. Problem is, we are selling motors as fast as I can build them.
I still insist on building EVERY motor myself. If you  have arrived on my "Newsletter" page, chances are you have already seen all of the other pages. If you are a "Regular" of ours, you have noticed the changes. We are working to make the chore of updating motors and prices easier by using smaller pages but many more of them. Anybody got a better idea e-mail me, I'm always open for free advice. We have offered FREE advice to customers for 26 years.


I, like every other person
in these United States, am entitled to MY OPINION.
You don't have to like it,
it's one of my Freedoms...

Ron's side of:


Harley-Davidsons of Course
with Anti-Rice Comments...

My Newest Hobby



and more.....
Should I be suprised that
a letter from Saddam
is forwarded to the World
through a FRENCH
news agency?
of Course NOT!
Cuba is a better friend to the US than France....
Story by Andy Rooney :
Ron's Favorite Quotes:
I have never heard a better one than John Lennon's:
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
John Lennon...
From "Beautiful Boy" on the "Double Fantasy" album. (A Yoko song) ,
sang (and Signed)  at the end of "Mr. Holland's Opus" .

"If you remember the 60's, you weren't there"
Jerry Garcia (Greatful Dead)...

"A man is much like a guitar, it doesn't work well
until it's been in the pawn shop once"
Ted Nugent...
Florida's Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators in Osceola, Polk, Brevard, and Orange Counties. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.
Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray!
If we shrunk the world to a population of 100, there would be:

54 Asians
23 Europeans
15 from N & S America
8 Africans
52 would be Female
30 would be White

6 People would possess 59% of the entire worlds wealth and ALL 6 would be from the US.

80 would live in sub-standard housing.

70 would be unable to read.

50 would suffer from malnutrition.

Only ONE would own a computer, so if you own a computer you are better off than 99% of the people on earth!
Growing up I never knew what it was like to be hungry or cold, but the truth is 50% of the people on earth suffer because they don't have enough food.

24,000 PEOPLE DIE
EVERY DAY FROM
HUNGER...
Am I a Bad American?

~I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
~I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies on crack.
~I don't care about appearing compassionate.
~I don't think that playing with toy guns makes you a killer.
~I believe it is called the "Boy Scouts" for a reason.
~I think I am doing better than the homeless.
~I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
~I do not have to tolerate anybody.
~I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
~I do not celebrate Kwanzaa. If you want to thats fine, I just don't think that everyone else should have to.
~I believe that if you are selling me a Milk Shake, Beer, or renting me a Hotel Room you should do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. Our forefathers should not have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in and come disrespect ours.
~I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "Freeze" in English, see the previous line.
~I know what the definition of lying is.
~I don't think that just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs or government sponsered loans so you can go and open a hotel, 7-11, or anything else.
~I don't believe that anyone ever died because of something
Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that
doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light.
~I don't want to eat or drink anything that the words Light, Lite, or Fat Free or Reduced Fat appear on the package.
~I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
~I never owned a Slave. None of my relatives, like most people of those times, could afford a slave either. I am sorry for what happened, but don't be pissed at me just because I am white.
~I think that you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.
~I believe that a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
~I want to know which church it is, exactly, that the "Rev." Jesse Jackson preaches at, and what is his job anyway?
~I worry about dying before I get even.
~I don't care who Ellen is in love with.
~I don't hate the rich.
~I don't pitty the poor.
~I know that wrestling is fake.
~I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
~I don't believe in "Hate" Crime legislation. You're going to tell me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has
more value as a human being than I do as a white male.
Killing anyone is a hate crime.
~I think that tatoos and piercings are OK if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
~I will not be frowned upon, looked down upon, or made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions.
That is what this country is all about.

~I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.

                                                       Ron's Opinion..........

People see your deeds, God see's your motives.

My X-Wife says I live in the Past. That's OK with Me. I think the Past was Great.  See if you remember any of these scenarios.